{"product_id":"floral-estrangements-taunt-your-rivals-vanquish-your-enemies-through-the-language-of-flowers-by-rebecca-fishbein","title":"Floral Estrangements: Taunt Your Rivals \u0026 Vanquish Your Enemies through the Language of Flowers by Rebecca Fishbein","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"UTF-8\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eFlowers for when you love them . . . not.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe ultimate guide to finding new and fragrant ways to channel your frustrations and fuel your revenge fantasies with some common (and not-so-common) vengeful plants, as well as suggested bouquets to blight your nemeses.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIs there anything more savage than an archly composed bouquet? The Victorians didn’t think so, which is why their flower symbols weren’t just endearing—they were also cheeky, rude, and downright hostile. This illustrated floriography will help you choose the perfect Floral Estrangement for your situation, such as: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe “Maybe You Shouldn't Have Given Me Your Phone Password” (Yellow Chrysanthemum, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Basil, Yellow Rose, Tansy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe “Still Thinking about the $1K I Spent to Be a Bridesmaid at Your Destination Wedding” (Black-Eyed Susan, Birdsfoot Trefoil, Delphinium, Orange Lily)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe “His Mommy Issues Are Now Your Problem” (Withered White Rose, Pine, Delphinium)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWith incredible, subtly hostile illustrations of flowers throughout, this is a sumptuous, decadent, guilty pleasure of a gift or self-purchase. As a modern bard says, “Don’t get sad, get even.”A FRESH TAKE FLOWER BOOK: It’s the perfect time for a book on the language of flowers that focuses on the darker side of its symbolism. For anyone who fantasizes about sending your awful ex a message on Valentine’s Day, this book includes hilarious (and informative!) tips for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMODERN LOVE (AND HATE): This hilarious guide to flowers one should never send is pitch-perfect for iconoclasts who love to buck the trends and fans of such vengeful entertainments as \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eBridgerton\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eDo Revenge\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.Perfect for:  \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFans of \u003ci\u003eWicked Plants\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eFloriography:\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eAn Illustrated Guide to the Victorian Language of Flowers\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who hate Valentine’s Day\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-giving to a recently dumped friend or relative\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBotany enthusiasts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe eternally vengeful and embittered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Steamy Lit Romance Bookstore","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51362202550441,"sku":"9781797231020","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0645\/3470\/8393\/files\/9781797231020_edc1a.jpg?v=1792161216","url":"https:\/\/steamylitbookstore.com\/products\/floral-estrangements-taunt-your-rivals-vanquish-your-enemies-through-the-language-of-flowers-by-rebecca-fishbein","provider":"Steamy Lit Romance Bookstore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}